Monday, 24 August 2015

MILITARY TORMENT

Who is the most senior staff here? Come down right now.

He yelled again, this time like a ferocious dog. Who is the most senior staff here? I need the person to signify right now.

Dead silence permeates the whole bus. Nobody moved an inch. Nobody said a word.

It was a case of bloody civilians against a low-ranked military officer. Unfortunately, as low as his rank was, his venom was enough to put a whole village in chaos.

That was our experience in the hand of an over-zealous low-ranked military officer.


It was closing time and as usual, we were all packed inside the staff bus heading through third mainland bridge, Oworo to Ojodu-Berger. We call it the Ojodu-Berger Staff Bus. We were more than colleagues. We have become families. We had no options anyways because we see ourselves first in the morning and late at night. We were the team bonded together by the same route and the same bus.
Most times, the trip home is always an exhausting one. 

We always have one or two things to talk and argue about. We know ourselves. We know where to place ourselves. We have the quiet, easy going ones; we have the always talking ones… (Well, I will agree that I belong to the always talking group)

Like every other day, we approached the Obalende part of bridge and…..everything changed.

I want to give you a little background about our staff bus. We have hierarchies. The boss, the leaders, the senior staffs occupies the front seat directly beside the driver and also the front rows of the bus. Those of us that were junior staffs, we seat anywhere and anyhow. The point is, we all want to follow the staff bus and we don’t want to attract the judgment of the senior staffs.

Sometimes, they can be mean if they want to. They will just order you to come down so that they can seat. Funny enough, nobody ever acted to me that way….I have promised myself I won’t honor such disgrace. We will drag it out right there but, I won’t bulge.

As we approached Obalende, A normal (nothing special or fantastic) car came from the other side of the lane and wanted to maneuver his way to our front. There was traffic so some people drove as if they were going to Obalende and at the point where they were supposed to go down the bridge to Obalende, they tried to maneuver and outsmart other drivers keeping their lanes.

He was fully dressed in his White Military Regalia. He drove like a tout and without apology or a signal or a peace sign, he wanted to maneuver his way through. He had this “I am a military man” look and he was so proud. His pride smelt from afar.

Our driver, an elderly fragile looking man and very stubborn didn’t allow him. In anger, the military guy drove and brushed us. He was trying to maneuver through the passenger side. He brushed us, parked his 1983 car, brought out his Koboko and made his way to our driver’s side.

He shouted at him to roll down the car window but our driver declined. In anger, he pulled his koboko and with one angry swipe, he shattered our side mirror. We were dazed.   Is this guy high on something? Our driver was boiling in anger so he rolled down his side window and “Gbosa” the young man slapped an obviously elderly man than him. “Gbosa” the second time. “Gbosa” the third time.

And blood started coming from his nose.  The military guy continued with his torment of our driver. He used the Koboko on him like a small boy. He was screaming and yelling at him at the same time. We were in the bus. I couldn’t take it anymore.

I shouted back. What did he do? Why are you so mean and wicked? Who the hell are you? Then I felt a hand close to my leg. No, I felt a pinch. It was Abiodun. He told me quietly “Olamide shut-up. Olamide Keep quiet. This is not an Aluta field. Just keep your mouth shut before you put yourself in a deep mess” I shrugged it off. I told him somebody should talk. Somebody should do something. The driver was bleeding and we all sat down while this mad man in uniform continues with his rampage. He was wrong. Absolutely wrong. He was at fault. So why did he treat an innocent, fragile looking old man like that

As we were debating that, A Peugeot 504, loaded with Military officers drove past. The guy signaled to them and they stopped on the express causing more traffic. They all came down towards our bus. They asked what happened and we were trying to explain to them. They saw it. They saw the blood running from the drivers face and nose. They saw the angle and manner the two vehicles were and they knew the military guy was wrong.

Before they came along, one of us, a senior staff just bought a phone for almost thirty thousand. Don’t ask me how much is thirty thousand. I am talking about 2009 here. Thirty thousand was a whole lot of money to get a trending Nokia Phone with an inbuilt camera.

Wunmi just got his phone and we just celebrated in the office. So while the drama was going on, Wumi came down and took several pictures of the scene. It was meant to be our evidence against the military guy. When those military guys came to join their brother’s, he told them about Wunmi and his pictures. He reported Wunmi to them.

One of them barked. Where is the phone? Wunmi was trying to explain that “I didn’t capture his face as stated by him. I only took the pictures of the accident”…Suddenly, someone barked, give me the phone. It was an order. Trembling and afraid, Wunmi gave him the phone. He passed it to another plain-cloth guy and ordered him to smash the phone on the floor.

Joke of the century…How can they? The phone that took Wunmi almost 3months to save for. The phone that we just celebrated and Wunmi bought us drinks and Gala. How can you smash a thirty thousand naira phone on the floor? I was lost in my thought to even notice they have smashed Wunmi’s phone as ordered.

The guy, removed the sim, gave it to Wunmi, placed the phone on the floor and he smashed it with his legs…I have never seen such in my life. The next orders was, put the photographer in the booth and take him to the cantonment. Immediately Wunmi heard that, I didn’t know he can run that fast…the guy jumped the four lane express in one second….Wunmi was at the other side of the road running like someone who just saw a demon…

Back to us…They screamed again, who is the most senior staff here. We all looked at Mathew. He was our Oga. Our Boss. Mathew did my interview for me as a Youth corps member. Mathew was the handsome guy I was smiling sheepishly at while my interview was going on…until I saw the rings ( Well, I told him already, so this is not new to him)

Mathew didn’t say a word o. They screamed, yelled and suddenly, Tosin screamed. I am the most senior staff. What is your problem? Who are you? Who do you work for? You criminals. You bad eggs of the force. You will pay for this. You will

They shouted her down. Keep quiet. Who are you talking to? Then Tosin stood up (a lady, so petite that I even consider myself taller than) she stood up and pointed her fingers in their eyes. You will pay for this. You will. They shouted at her. Threatened her that they will arrest her, she told them, “cowards, arrest me and lose your jobs” Arrest me and lose your life. I will send you out of the force…

Not sure of whose daughter she might be…they left us. Our driver was bleeding…The side mirror was broken and we were shattered emotionally.

On the way, I turned to Mathew. “Oga Mathew, I am disappointed. You are the boss here. We all looked up to you why didn’t you salvage the situation? You are a bit older, matured and understand this drama more so why did you keep mute?

My boss told me “Olamide, My mama told me, never argue with a man who will slap you and you will still prostrate and say I’m sorry”. Knowing the senior staff has no meaning? Was I the one driving? Why were they interested in knowing the senior staff?” What will the knowledge of the senior staff do to them? We all pleaded with them so why were they so concerned about the senior staff? I am a young man with a family and the last thing I want is military wahala that I didn’t even start in the first place…

The journey home was a long one. We were all silent... for different reasons I guessed. I was angry at myself for failing myself. I was angry with Oga Mathew for not standing up for us…I was angry with the military guy for showing such display of madness…I was angry with the society that gave him such power. I was angry with Nigeria

It’s been six years…….the memory is still fresh…